Mar
10

Stop picking on poor Bieber.

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So everyone has their opinions about Justin’s released deposition video, like he meant for it to be released. Now I’m always a hater. But what I pride myself on is being a hater with facts. Truth is, you guys are upset at the way he is acting because of the DWI charge. This video isn’t about that. It’s about a lawsuit from some photographer that got “man-handled” by Bieber’s bodyguard. Bieber isn’t talking to police, he’s talking to the photographer’s lawyer. So lets see if we can relive the situation. Photographers rush Bieber. Bodyguard handles it to the best of …

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Jan
23

I want to travel

Posted in News, Road Stories       

People always say that they would love a job where you travel a lot. Well here’s a quick recap of the past few days. We start Tuesday at LAX, 5:25 AM for a 6:45 AM flight. That’s already too late. There is no time early enough to get to LAX. I show my loyalty to Southwest. Judge me if you want, I like the fact that I can check two bags if I feel like it. I’ve got one duffel bag and a carry on. I scan the crowd to feel out what kind of time I have. Lots of …

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Sep
3

So you want to be funny?

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I get asked at least once every other week for advice on how to start being a comedian. I’m not sure why anyone would think I know what I’m doing since I still consider myself a new comedian. I haven’t even spanned a decade yet. Fact of the matter is I get asked and there is no way to sum up all I’ve learned on how to start a comedy career. I can only direct you to the level I’m at. I can’t tell you how to get higher than me. With that in mind, here’s my first piece of …

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Aug
23

Holy Casting Catastrophe, Batman!

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BatFleck

BatFleck! So I decided yesterday to wear my new Batman t-shirt because I want to show it off. Five minutes into being out, people started to ask me how I felt about Ben Affleck. I had no clue what they were talking about because I logged off Facebook for an hour prior to work out. Finally, someone told me, “Ben Affleck is going to be the new Batman.” When I first heard the news, it didn’t really strike any chord because I was getting ready to host a show. So my quick answer was, “Okay. Cool.” It wasn’t until someone …

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Aug
22

Talking About Billy Ep #3: Billy Fried Chicken w Steve Halasz

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Ep #3: Billy Fried Chicken w Steve Halasz

So I’m hoping to make this a weekly podcast. This week my guest was Steve Halasz, who really brought a lot of stories with him. Steve and I have enjoyed many nights of trading comedy stories and theories. We actually talked for about 3 hours. I recorded an hour of it and edited the stories down to these select few. I might release the others later. (If the podcast hasn’t already started, refresh the page) Here is the link to the Podomatic Page Steve and I both started comedy in Dallas but at different times. He was already on the …

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