Time Saving Tips

Everyone is trying to save time these days. Here’s somethings I’ve done, along with one I haven’t.

Time Saving Tips

1. Brush your teeth while peeing.

2. Wash your hands and face with hand soap in one quick splash.

3. Sleep fully clothed.

4. Poop before your morning shower then just jump in.

5. Outgoing Message: “Ask yourself… how important are you to me?”

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