What does a girl look for in a man?

For centuries, man has asked one question over and over again. “What does a girl look for in a man?” I was listening to the radio where the DJs were having a “selfie contest” between two chicks. Listeners were encouraged to vote on who they think took the best selfie. The girls called in and were allowed to champion their position as best selfie. They both sounded exactly the same. Ghetto and completely uninteresting.

The DJ went on to ask them the same question. “Are you single and what do you look for in a man?” What proceeded were the two most boring answers that every girl always gives. “You know, confidence and I don’t really have a type.” The other day I read an article where a comedian I know asked 4 girls he tried to date why they weren’t into him. They also gave another version of the same boring answer; “We just didn’t click.”

Blah blah blah!!!

Now, remember every girl looks for confidence, so I will confidently tell you the correct answer to that question: Who gives a shit!

That’s what girls look for in a man. Someone that doesn’t worry about what girls look for in a man. All you can offer is what you have to offer. A woman is never going to tell you exactly what she is looking for because it would hurt your feelings. Trust me. If you have to ask, you aren’t it.

You want to be what a girl wants, then go be something. Anything. Some girl will find that attractive. Take a shower while you’re at it. Don’t be a big stinky. Dress for the job you want, and not the job you have.

Now, you might ask yourself, “Nick, are you sure about this?” I’m confident about this answer: No! I have no idea why some girls find me attractive and I have no idea why some don’t. I can’t win them all but I can convince a few to let me look at them naked. Here’s what saves me every night: I confidently don’t expect to ever get laid. It’s worked for me so far. I’ve probably missed out on a few but hey, they should have said something. I’m dumb.

Real talk now. No girl likes to be “interviewed”. If the conversation is full of you asking her questions, cut your losses and pack it up. Especially if you ask her about her love life. You don’t actually give a shit about her love life. Some guy has done one thing way better than you and you don’t need that in your head. Trust me. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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