Finally Get It!

I think I figured out why Ke$ha is so marketable.

I, like many people I’ve met, think she is a terrible artist. No singing chops, not the greatest looking, probably stinky. But here’s the selling point.

All girls love to sing. Not all girls can sing. So Ke$ha is the artist for shitty singing girls. The karaoke second string. She gives them the songs they can chant too without squeaking their voices or feeling embarrassed. She is to music what Ron Jeremy is to porn.* Even the ugly guy can get some. They both give the so-so’s hope. So kudos to Ke$ha for being what she is. The girl with a million dollar voice. Because that’s how much money it takes to make her sound tolerable.

*Although, Ron’s dick is an extremely talented singer.

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