Let’s be honest. Drake and Chris Brown’s fight was probably lame. Here’s how I imagine it went.
Drake: Hey you got problems with me?
Chris Brown: Are you a chick and/or a chair?
Drake: I’m Canadian.
Chris Brown: Sorry, I don’t fight the handicapped.
Drake: That’s hurtful on two levels. My nationality and because I played a wheelchair bound rapper on TV.
They walk away from each other.
Chris Brown: (To Entourage) Hey, my man, give him this bottle of champagne.
Random guy takes bottle of champagne to Drake. Drake asks his crew for a pen and writes a note to Chris. Random guy takes note back to Chris. It says, “I love you on America’s Got Talent.”
Chris Brown: I’m so angry! Now I must beat this note!
Chris throws note and hits another random guy. Some dude takes off his shirt. Fight breaks out. Chris Brown gets cut on his chin.
Chris Brown: You fucked up. I’m gonna tweet about this.
Drake: Make sure you mention me.
Chris Brown: What’s your twitter name?
Drake: @StillFuckingRihanna
Chris Brown: Okay. @StillFu… wait a minute!!!
The End of Real Rap Fueds.
