5 Ways Women Are Like Steve Urkel

1. They waltz in your place with some crazy idea they just have to tell you. 2. When they mess up, they actually wonder, “Did I do that?” 3. Sometimes, they just straight up ask you for money. “Got any cheese?” 4. If you are around when they fall, they announce it “I’ve fallen and […]

Why Can’t I Just Be Funny!?!

I recently tweeted “How to piss off a Mexican Comedian: Book him on only Latino shows even though he doesn’t do Latino jokes.” Someone asked me to explain, so here it is. One of the most upsetting moments in my comedy career so far happened in 2009 or 2010. My roommate was requested to feature […]

Things I Don’t Want to See Anymore

In the spirit of Abigail Evans’s extremely cute video, I also have a few things I’m tired of. This list grows and grows for me everyday. Here’s 7 things. 1. Special Effect Baby Videos – Are we really still impressed with what a computer generated baby can do? I get it! It’s something adorable doing […]


By now, everyone knows about the Chik-Fil-A standoff. The biggest problem I see is the fact that the CEO thought we gave a shit about his beliefs. His remark did nothing to help anyone at all. Not one soul benefited from his statement. I understand that people will say, “This is about Freedom of Speech”. […]

We’re all nerds!

That’s right! Nerds! No matter how cool we think we are, it takes nerdiness to keep up that cool. No one wants to be a nerd but in order to be the best at anything you have to be. Lets go through examples. Rappers – These are “street” poets. They carry around notebooks and think […]