Victoria, TX – 2006 In the meet and greet line after the show, an attractive woman walks up to me and whispers, “If I wasn’t married, I’d fuck you.” Yup. And I was only in my first year of comedy. Sounds like a big compliment, right? Actually there is an unwritten road gig theory on […]
May
25
The Bitter Years
After a hometown show, I asked a friend I’ve known since high school what she remembered about me in my teen years. My memories tend to be in snapshots instead of full memories so I lose details of my life almost instantly. She told me, while laughing, “You were always so bitter with girls.” That’s […]
Aug
06
What does a girl look for in a man?
For centuries, man has asked one question over and over again. “What does a girl look for in a man?” I was listening to the radio where the DJs were having a “selfie contest” between two chicks. Listeners were encouraged to vote on who they think took the best selfie. The girls called in and […]
Mar
18
Behind every man… is someone waiting to cockblock.
Cockblockers come in all types and we all know of the more obvious ones. But there is one type that uses a move only obvious hours after the strike. Lets just call this type the Happy Helper. The Happy Helper is at every party. They like to walk around with a ringmaster swagger. They enjoy […]
Jan
29
What are the qualities good guys (men) actually look for in a woman?
I got asked this on my fanpage about a month ago. Here’s my answer. First off, you’re assuming I’m a good guy. As much as I can be a gentleman, part of me wishes I had the “asshole” switch. For the sake of this blog, I’ll just assume I’m a good guy too. Every good […]
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