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Drake and Chris Brown Fight!

Let’s be honest. Drake and Chris Brown’s fight was probably lame. Here’s how I imagine it went. Drake: Hey you got problems with me? Chris Brown: Are you a chick and/or a chair? Drake: I’m Canadian. Chris Brown: Sorry, I don’t fight the handicapped. Drake: That’s hurtful on two levels. My nationality and because I […]

The Real End of the World!

Dec. 21, 2012. That’s the infamous date. People are building bunkers, learning Krav Maga and stocking up on dehydrated eggs in preparation for the “apocalypse”. No one is certain what will happen but I have a theory that the end of the world will actually begin in Sept. 2013. Let me start by explaining that […]

Time Saving Tips

Everyone is trying to save time these days. Here’s somethings I’ve done, along with one I haven’t. Time Saving Tips 1. Brush your teeth while peeing. 2. Wash your hands and face with hand soap in one quick splash. 3. Sleep fully clothed. 4. Poop before your morning shower then just jump in. 5. Outgoing […]

Fifty Shades of 2012

So I read about this popular erotica book hitting the shelves, “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Apparently soccer moms are going crazy over this. Reading it will their children are doing homework in the same room. Creepy. Anywho, I decided to jump on the bandwagon and release what I’m sure will become the next genre of […]