“Batman and Robin” starts with a big, long, flashy intro. The first line you hear is Robin saying “I want a car. Chicks dig a car.” Then Batman says, “This is why Superman works alone.” That first punch lets you know this is just a comic book movie. Don’t take it too serious. (And, man, […]

I’m a grump. Most of my friends and family know this by now. My biggest fans are realizing it. People new to my life don’t know it but they’ll eventually see it. But my grumpiness is usually justifiable. I’m never angry without a good reason. I’m never frustrated just to be frustrated. At times, I’m […]

I’ve been heckled by dry erase board at a computer hackers conference. I’ve interviewed a man while he was suspended by hooks at a tattoo convention. I got flown out to New York to be ignored over dinner and drinks. I’ve been to Italy twice. I hit a deer in Kansas. I lived in Miami […]

Chasing after laughter is very childish. In fact, once a child knows how to make you laugh, they will repeat whatever they did again and again. It’s like a little madman that invented a gold making machine and just keeps hitting the lever. Throughout our lives, humor is quieted. Sometimes quickly. It’s a disruption. Because […]